Great Britain Relocation
Jul 24, 2019 11:35:16 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2019 11:35:16 GMT -5
This franchise is not going to remain under imperial control any longer. While we know what our government is capable of, there’s no denying that we’ve got certain liberties that allow us to buy as many smokes as we want. I can walk outside with my fly down and you can’t do a damn thing about it because it’s my yard and this is America.
We are moving the team to the fine city of Arlen, Texas. We’ll be named the Arlen Fire Ants.
There isn’t a single team in this league that resides in Texas. Probably on account of the fire ants.
Anyway, we’ll be in close proximity to Dallas and Austin. We will use clean burning propane to power the Megalomart Arena. The people of Texas need a basketball team after all these teams in this league pulled out and went to Europe. Commies.
We look forward to meeting your acquaintances.
I’m all jacked up on America right now. Want to hear me recite the constitution?
We are moving the team to the fine city of Arlen, Texas. We’ll be named the Arlen Fire Ants.
There isn’t a single team in this league that resides in Texas. Probably on account of the fire ants.
Anyway, we’ll be in close proximity to Dallas and Austin. We will use clean burning propane to power the Megalomart Arena. The people of Texas need a basketball team after all these teams in this league pulled out and went to Europe. Commies.
We look forward to meeting your acquaintances.
I’m all jacked up on America right now. Want to hear me recite the constitution?
